To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer or wine..
And those who don't..
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
Very wise man, this Ben guy.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli bacteria) found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of of human and animal shit.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Water = Shit
Beer and wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.